Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sound clips (2024)

Grandma:"What a beastly girl!"
Grandma 2:"Despicable!"
Grandpa 2:"You don't know what we're talking about."
Grandma 2:"Dragonflies?"

Veruca:"Will Violet always be a blueberry?"
Willy Wonka:"No... maybe... I don't know. But thats what you get from chewing gum all day. It's just disgusting."
Mike:"If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?"
Willy Wonka:"Once again you really shouldn't mumble because its kinda starting to bum me out."

Charlie:"So if I go with you to the factory, I won't ever see my family again?"
Willy Wonka:"Yeah. Consider that a bonus!"

Mike:"Why is everything here completely pointless?"
Charlie:"Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why its candy."

Willy Wonka:"I'm closing my chocolate factory... forever. I'm sorry."

Augustus:"I'm Augustus Gloop! I love your chocolate!"
Willy Wonka:"I can see that. So do I. I never expected to have so much in common."

Violet:"Mr.Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde."
Willy Wonka:"Oh... I don't care."
Violet:"Well, you should care because I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end."
Willy Wonka:"Well, you do seem confident and confidence is key."

Violet:"I'm a gum chewer, mostly. But when I heard about these ticket things, I laid off the gum. Switched to candy bars."
Mrs. Beauregarde:"She's just a driven young woman. I don't know where she gets it."

Augustus:"I am eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut, or walnut, or peanut butter, or nougat, or butter butter, or caramel, or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket."
Reporter:"Augustus! How did you celebrate?"
Augustus:"I eat more candy!"

Shopkeeper:"You found Wonka's last golden ticket! In my shop too!"

Mrs. Gloop:"Where is my son?! Where does that pipe go to?!"
Willy Wonka:"That pipe? It just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge."
Mrs. Gloop:"Then he will be made into strawberry flavored chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?!"
Willy Wonka:"No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate-coated Gloop? Eww. No one would buy it."

Willy Wonka:"Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass. Please have a blade, please do. It's so delectable and so darn good looking."
Charlie:"You can eat the grass?"
Willy Wonka:"Of course you can't. Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

Willy Wonka:"And this is hair toffee. You suck down one of these little boogers, and in exactly half an hour, a brand new crop of hair will start growing out of the top of your little noggin. And a mustache... and a beard!"
Mike:"Who wants a beard?"
Willy Wonka:"Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. You know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!"

Mrs. Beauregarde:"What do you use Hair Cream for?"
Willy Wonka:"To lock in moisture."

Willy Wonka:"Good morning starshine! The earth says hello!"

Willy Wonka:"You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old dead goose... no offense."
Grandpa 2:"None taken... jerk."

Dr. Wonka:"Lollipops! What we call cavities on a stick!"

Willy Wonka:"Little girl! Don't touch that squirrels nuts!"

Grandma 2:"You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts!"
Willy Wonka:"Oh thank you. You smell like... old people... and soap."

Veruca Salt:"Daddy, I want another pony."

Violet:"I'm the junior world champion gum chewer. This piece of gum I'm chewing right at this moment, I've been working on for three months solid. That's a record!"

Mr. Salt:"I do say that all seemed rather rehearsed."

Willy Wonka:"My name is Willy Wonka."
Veruca Salt:"Then shouldn't you be up there?"
Willy Wonka:"Well I couldn't very well watch the show from up there now could I little girl."

Willy Wonka:"Let's go put him in the taffy puller!"
Mr. Teavee:"Taffy puller?!"
Willy Wonka:"Hey that was my idea... Boy is he gonna be skinny."

Veruca Salt:"Daddy, I want a squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels. I want one."
Mr. Salt:"Veruca dear, you have many marvelous pets."Veruca Salt:"All I got at home is 1 pony and 2 dogs and 4 cats and 6 bunny rabbits and 2 parakeets and 3 canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a silly old hamster! I want a squirrel!"

Veruca Salt:"I'm Veruca Salt. It's very nice to meet you, sir."
Willy Wonka:"I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot."

Grandpa Joe:"Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory."
Willy Wonka:"Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?"
Grandpa Joe:"No, sir."
Willy Wonka:"Then wonderful, welcome back."

Willy Wonka:"For your information little girl, whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that."

Grandpa Joe:"I used to work for him you know."
Charlie:"You did?"
Grandpa Joe:"I did."
Grandma 1:"He did."
Grandpa 2:"He did."
Grandma 2:"I love grapes!"

Willy Wonka:"Wasn't that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale... Wow!"